I just freakin love it! Its awesome that you guys get on here and put it down !!

Sage...BIG RED



Man I can't believe we've made it all the way to 13
& not makin the playoffs is what Sage is flirtin
with as he says "I wish I had her team!"
cuz Cherish's is better than the team he's sportin.

& I'm blurtin "I'm soon to be Champine!"
cuz after all Royalty's what people fancy,
in fantasy with BIG RED with no chance
at beatin me like in a Bad Romance.

With my team I got 'em Gaga & googly-eyed
& shittin their pants like preschooler poopy-time
breakin hearts and makin people have droopy eyes
so be sad all you want I still got Stupid Pride.

& I come stupid hard every week I'm playin
2nd guess who you are, 3rd guess what you prayin
As you line 'em up, it's them lines that I'm slayin,
so Royalty for the win? Eh, that's all I'm sayin.

Dan take 2:



I got the Boiler this week, just like back in week 3,
Dan's coming off a loss and hoping to defeat me.
It's gonna take more than 100 points to beat me,
cuz I'm just like John Cena man, "You can't see me!"

You can't reach me when you rockin #7
cuz I'm in the playoffs, and you need some help from heaven.
You beat me earlier but now I got the team you dreadin'
So looking foward to next year is where Boiler is headin.

I won by the skin of my teeth, last week
took a call getting reversed, non fastly
so unfortunatly Dan this will be your last week,
and by the way "Go Brandon!", and make Mark move past me

down to #3 so I get that first week off,
cuz Royalty will always be the team you seek of,
cuz we tough, everyone else is weak sauce..
Asking why I'm confident? Just because!

This is every rap I did this season...I was holding it together mostly, and then messed up a little, and then a few times after.

When I was on Dan's second time (the last 16 bars) I messed up for good.That sucks, but it makes for a funny moment.

Enjoy! Most of this was from memory, along side with DJ Rainstorm.



Just to give you an idea of how much it actually is...

I got the Boiler this week & it aint gonna be pretty
Dan's about as useful as this Roy Williams' Lions jersey,
& I'm in a hurry, to prove 'em all wrong,
Blockin haters out like Jake the Giant Long.
My team's on the up, while Dan's got the donut
in the wins, while my man's, got the poster
of the Royal one sittin high on his thrown,
After all Greatest Of All Time? I'm the Goat!
Neil O Donnel's Team aka N-O-T
Real or fantasy, me and him in both leagues.
Cuz I got Pat & he's a Beast on the Field,
on Cathedral turf he'll make you look weak.
But this is different, it's the Goat Dynasty,
you've put it on a few times but I'm Goat Royalty
For me, the wins will soon come steady,
& as TO would say, get your popcorn ready!
Mr. Todd Christopher Whybrew is who I got next
The Lovemaker, makin sex, but I expect the best.
But is your best really, what's in your matchup box?
Cuz if so you're gonna get buried in that box.
It's the CriQ I love him, no debatin that,
but this is fantasy, and you be hatin that.
Cuz in the end LM will be 1-4,
& on the Rise Royalty, who wants more?
The Magicman, I've watched you grow up man,
but in the end it makes me wanna throw up man.
Cuz I'm gettin older & you're staying young man
You got a few wins? But any bum can
4th & 2nd? That's pretty nice,
Call it luck or whatever else you're gonna try.
But face it Mark week 6 Magic's gonna cry,
like your name is Johnson & you just found H-I
V for virus, cuz I'm seri-isis (serious)
Going against the King? Why would anyone try this?
Cuz I touch a gold team call me King Midas
disappears after 6? It's a Magicman crisis
LSKC I'm about to take a bite,
straight outta your team like my name is Iron Mike,
or Iron Man, or better yet War Machine,
you've all got them, but I've got Thee Team.
Not feelin so good after a loss in week 6,
so whoever I play next I gotta beat this.
& be excellent as I play Excellene,
all the good times Ben, you better reminence
Cuz my good team will be bad for you
I'm gonna beat you up and down like I used to
Like when we used to wrestle, like pros do
I'm gonna win like Royalty's supposed to!
But I love you Ben, and you know this man,
& that's ben ever since Fortville Christian.
So all weekend Ben's tryin but missin,
Saturday & Sunday he fails at winnin.
Beard growin out like I'm Father Christmas,
people losin now & are like "I miss wins!"
I speak truth hope all yous listens,
School TJack next...Class dismissed.
Thought you was imune to my poisonus spit,
that I'm spittin at everyone and team in this bitch.
But you're not...even though you're hot,
& the place next to you in bed, is my spot.
But you're comin up in this league I'll give it to ya
even though I help you and give good decisions to ya.
But that's how a good team should be,
& right now our good team is a good 3.
& I was just playin, about choices made,
cuz you shine like our sun & I be in the shade.
So in week 8, I hope it's a truce
but the truth is that either way I'm still lovin yoU!
I got TJack this week and I'm supposed to be scared?
After a 69 point effort..Psh, how Dare,
you step to the King, with Rain as my heir.
After week 8 Jackoff's cryin "It's not fair!"
Jordan, Heck if I were you I'd be like "Ugh!
I hate my team, and my team is soft,
Even though I got Texans and both Moss,
Let me find a roof so that I can jump off!"
But at least you can fall back on Tampa Bay,
After all aren't the Buccaneers the greatest in the game?
Oh wait...sorry, they haven't won a game.
So just like them TJack, you're lame.
Saturday at flag football there's at least 2,
how many games we play is how many you lose.
Then Sunday, no better Tampa lets down you
then after that against Royalty, you lose.
But I'll keep going this is too much fun,
You can look past anyone, but 1,
or 2, or 3, or 4.
Afternoon Delights, Royalty, and Thor.
Cuz everyday take blook over water down shit
and that blood runs all the way to the CriQ.
So watch out for Brandon Brake and Todd Why,
Keep fightin jordan, please don't cry!
So in this week at least try to break 100,
and tell Steve Slaton that he better not fumble,
and tell Tampa Bay at least try to get a win,
cuz the win escapes you when you step to the KING.
It's my best friend I'm bout to beat up Sunday
He's known for a while its gonna come up some day.
The 2nd best team in the league, some say
and the best when I play with a lead on Monday.
Fun? I'll say it's over...None? Brandon's scorin
I'll jump ahead so fast and quick...that it's boring
Drive you Zainey with my rhymes like my name is Lauren
When Brandon's feelin better? Maybe Thursday morning
& I'm thirsty pourin, scorin every turn,
How far do I gotta go to prove my worth
I'll drive Miles to Austin, Brandon, Mark my words
You my brother man but now it's little brother's turn.
So after you lose,. think of all the great times
music & movie quotes, when we debate lines,
LSKC, FCC, when we would make rhymes,
My the best person win, so I'm bout to take mine!
Week 11 equals the last team you play,
the last one in the league before it all begins again.
& you play a friend, or maybe enemy
but I'll stay with this week b4 I get ahead of me
Cuz I play Troy, & I'm gunnin of course
I'll take you by surprise like I'm the Trojan Horse.
Win the battle, stand over you with no remorse,
How much I gotta tell you? Royalty's the force..
to be reckoned with, while I'm str8 wreckin it,
wreckin teams, wreckin hopes of you winnin it.
Cuz I'm taking home the Goat the trophy I created,
call it me lovin my team or call it me hatin
Don't expect nothing back from the Juco team,
cuz after all he's the one playing a brutal team.
So have fun with AP, and your other busts,
cuz I'll have fun taking you down, and rising up
in the standings with win 5 in a row.
Jump off to an early lead, or I can win it slow,
and wait til primetime where I got my real studs,
so don't waste my time, when all you got is real duds.
What did I tell you guys back in week 4?
That I'm starting a roll, with multi wins in a row.
Had a Magic hicup back in week 6,
but since then and b4, I've been rippin it!
So go to sleep, with your cute little teams,
& recognize that the real teams is the real cream
& we risin to the top, week by week,
so watch out for TH, R, and AD.
I'm likin my team this week, and what they got in store,
or shoud I be scared of the Hammer of Thor?
Or will I rise to occasion like I've done before,
and line up with some other upsets and make one more.
Like Buster knockin out Tyson, ending his killing spree
or when David slayed Goliath and surprised the Philistines
or Rip and Zeus, No Holds Barred follow me
the 2nd time's a charm like Rocky and Apollo Creed.
Nothing's given in football, especially Fantasy,
unless you're talking bout the DOlphins in the 70's,
cuz they're the only perfect team, a true dynasty,
so don't mind losing Jim even if its to me.
So thus far Cher and I are your only dents,
in your armor, until the championship,
when you'll see me again, in week 17,
after which you have no choice but blessing me.
Man I can't believe we've made it all the way to 13
& not makin the playoffs is what Sage is flirtin
with as he says "I wish I had her team!"
cuz Cherish's is better than the team he's sportin.
& I'm blurtin "I'm soon to be Champine!"
cuz after all Royalty's what people fancy,
in fantasy with BIG RED with no chance
at beatin me like in a Bad Romance.
With my team I got 'em Gaga & googly-eyed
& shittin their pants like preschooler poopy-time
breakin hearts and makin people have droopy eyes
so be sad all you want I still got Stupid Pride.
& I come stupid hard every week I'm playin
2nd guess who you are, 3rd guess what you prayin
As you line 'em up, it's them lines that I'm slayin,
so Royalty for the win? Eh, that's all I'm sayin.
I got the Boiler this week, just like back in week 3,
Dan's coming off a loss and hoping to defeat me.
It's gonna take more than 100 points to beat me,
FUCK!

...What I didn't get a chance to say...

cuz I'm just like John Cena man, "You can't see me!"
You can't reach me when you rockin #7
cuz I'm in the playoffs, and you need some help from heaven.
You beat me earlier but now I got the team you dreadin'
So looking foward to next year is where Boiler is headin.
I won by the skin of my teeth, last week
took a call getting reversed, non fastly
so unfortunatly Dan this will be your last week,
and by the way "Go Brandon!", and make Mark move past me
down to #3 so I get that first week off,
cuz Royalty will always be the team you seek of,
cuz we tough, everyone else is weak sauce..
Asking why I'm confident? Just because!

Damn son! That was strong! I mean seriously. That was a nother level.

DJ Rain, your sidekick was just chillin out. That was great!

The end was friggin awesome! I lmao!

the ending gave me a chuckle haha, FUCK

Nice compilation though Ryan. I prolly couldn't do that. Too much to keep up with.

Week 17

Championship

THOR'S HAMMER

My Father, best friend, mentor, and more...




Man I've worked to hard, for me not to get the win
in fact fantasy Jim? I got you into it
With football before me, you're like "eh, it's cool
so all your success lately, you owe me you fool

Too big for your britches thinkin noone else can do this
like Caesar runnin the world, there's nothing to this
But I'll cut you down my Caesar, like I'm Brutus,
or I'm your disciple Jesus, but I'm Judas

Let me do this, and end up the champ,
& maybe then I'll get the respect I demand.
2nd fiddle, 2nd place, silver medal, I'm not man
put so many on you have you sayin "God Damn!"

& I am, the original rapper
makin my victims curse me, cuz they madder
But fact is, I'm the leader at anything I do
So Jim you lose, to the Royalty Crew!

Wow, after the Christmas rap (which was pristine) & your all time goat hits compilation, by far my favorite.

Callin me out. I see how it is.

So far- Me, Kim, Amber, Haley, and Zach have seen it and agree that it's the bomb.

Noice!

PS: It has inspired me

Spoiler:
	.......to be continued.

_________________


I love how Rain turns half way then runs and leans back when he takes the corner lol.

I was just scanning the past leagues' messages, and came across this. It is 4 bars about the league, and goes down as my very first rap about fantasy football. Pretty epic if you ask me:

9/19/06

wrote a little didy, like to hear it here it go. in rap form.





the begining of the end for 2 foremans in a row

line em up knock em down shootin fish in barrowls

dont fuck with this royalty up on a pedistowl

bow down on my way to the dynasty superbowl.

And coming back was our very own Jim, and I think he lied by saying it was his first and only, because we all know about the ones from this year:

Sep 19 11:51pm
Ok here is my first and only rap I will ever do:


So Royal-tease you gonna roll some smack. Your rhymes was dispicable your timing was whack

Sonny boy think that He be the man, Startin Sunday Afternoon... Delights has a whole nudda plan.

Yo it's a face off with the Fordizzle Clan. Listen up homie, If she don't get you, this one sho nuff can.

Lemme hook you up with a lil spin bout glory and fame. Riff-Raff at the top, Royal-tease goin down in flames.

Week 4 Tiki has a bye J. Walker does too. Aint it sad but true Cracker, check it, I have all my starters gunnin for you.

Listen hype, you can dream bout winnin and me gonna lose, either way week four your the one be singin the fantasy blues.

GD eastside in the house-

Peace out -RR

And another response from the King:


Sep 20 9:05pm
riff raff, look at his ass

tryin to step to this lad.

yo jim dont get mad

still gonna be my future dad.


but im still gonna bring it hard

even though the twin is gone

reuben gonna run it hard

run it run it real hard.


donovan against the green & yellow

or should i play daunte culpeppa

daunte plays the lowly texans

so both could be good discretion


l.t. gonna get plowed by 52

rasheed be on s. moss like glue

and kurt gonna have some troubles too

throwin against that ATL crew.


so jim what im tryin to say,

is that u shouldnt even look my way

or better yet u shouldnt play

against this fuckin royatey.


****Just for the record I won both games against Cherish and then Jim

Check it out, it's a song that I wrote and rapped on our 2nd album. I thought a video with visual aides would be cool.



I'm in the place tryin, to TITAN up my rhymes,
while I'm spittin fire, I read between the LIONS.
I see what you try to see your first time
get a hot head when you try to read my mind.
Look inside my veins, all you see is ice,
I'm a cool dude and it's COLT outside,
you'll be RAVEN about my GIANT sized rhymes,
and I still touch the mic about 49ER times.
Thi SAINT my first rodeo COWBOY of mine,
where you comin from CHIEF? I'll JET you outta line.
You can't BEAR it now time to call the other guys,
come on Brandon, come on Todd, time to fly.
When you SEAHAWKS and FALCONS in the air time to hunt
even a bald EAGLE tries glide with us.
Hunt with us, CriQ sees red like CARDINALS,
Try to run with us, you runnin with the bulls.
But you can't it's 3, it's basic brah,
I die for the CriQ, I'm a PATRIOT.
I bleed what they bleed, ride where they ride,
look where they look, and find out where you hide.
Do the crime, and escape in a white BRONCO,
REDSKIN is all you see, it's all you know.
Check your pockets, the i.r.s. is TEXAN you,
I'm a STEELER of your money and I steal taxes to.
Pay your BILLS to me, check out to me,
and have them all to me by April 15th.
Or I'm chasin you, you better scram,
cuz I'm comin at you harder than a battering RAM,
yelling charge like a CHARGER louder than David Banner,
with the heart of a lion and proud as a black PANTHER.
Tossin you overboard, I don't have the patience,
wearing all black like the RAIDER nation.
I'm riding high on this VIKING ship,
while you nappin with the DOLPHINS, sleepin with the fishes.
True BUCCANEER eatin meat all raw,
tryin to not get anything on my BENGAL rug.
I'm bringin the hits like a u.p.s. PACKER,
what can BROWN do for you your nothin but a little slacker.
Hop in my JAGUAR I'm big like an elephant,
Pay attention to me, cuz it's the NFL!