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PostSubject: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:32 am

Week 3- BoilerTFU, Dan


"Boiler Rap"

I got the Boiler this week & it aint gonna be pretty
Dan's about as useful as this Roy Williams' Lions jersey,
& I'm in a hurry, to prove 'em all wrong,
Blockin haters out like Jake the Giant Long.

My team's on the up, while Dan's got the donut
in the wins, while my man's, got the poster
of the Royal one sittin high on his thrown,
After all Greatest Of All Time? I'm the Goat!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:33 am

Week 4 - Neil O Donnel's Team, Pat


"NOT"

Neil O Donnel's Team aka N-O-T
Real or fantasy, me and him in both leagues.
Cuz I got Pat & he's a Beast on the Field,
on Cathedral turf he'll make you look weak.

But this is different, it's the Goat Dynasty,
you've put it on a few times but I'm Goat Royalty
For me, the wins will soon come steady,
& as TO would say, get your popcorn ready!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:34 am

Week 5 - The Lovemakers, Todd


"Why?"

Mr. Todd Christopher Whybrew is who I got next
The Lovemaker, makin sex, but I expect the best.
But is your best really, what's in your matchup box?
Cuz if so you're gonna get buried in that box.

It's the CriQ I love him, no debatin that,
but this is fantasy, and you be hatin that.
Cuz in the end LM will be 1-4,
& on the Rise Royalty, who wants more?

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:04 am

Here you go Mark, and congrats! You get the first song with music!



The Magicman, I've watched you grow up man,
but in the end it makes me wanna throw up man.
Cuz I'm gettin older & you're staying young man
You got a few wins? But any bum can

4th & 2nd? That's pretty nice,
Call it luck or whatever else you're gonna try.
But face it Mark week 6 Magic's gonna cry,
like your name is Johnson & you just found H-I

V for virus, cuz I'm seri-isis (serious)
Going against the King? Why would anyone try this?
Cuz I touch a gold team call me King Midas
disappears after 6? It's a Magicman crisis

LSKC I'm about to take a bite,
straight outta your team like my name is Iron Mike,
or Iron Man, or better yet War Machine,
you've all got them, but I've got Thee Team.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:49 pm

noice!

i guess no one has the nads to come back at you. I thought for sure Lovemaker would. Maybe magic? Nah.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:34 am

nice rap ryan so original and cracking me up. but here are the facts:

funny ryan u may already have more wins than u put together the whole lastyear. i can c why ur so excited so easily just like the hello kitty lions get their one win. but this week should set u straight for the record.
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:40 am

Wow Mark...Didn't think that you had it in ya! I am excited, but I have good reason to be...My team is stout. Look at my matchups for the weeks to come...I wouldn't want to play me.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:45 am

this is true but the good matchups are in store for me too but should play out to be a fun and close game.

and for the record ryan 0-2 against me all time so the king will just have to be dethroned just accept another defeat. this defeat will just be a normal thing for the king..
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:45 am

Hey, streaks are meant to be broken...Yeah you are 2-0 against me (neither were even close by the way, so congrats on the past), but this week I get the W.

I was 0-4 against Ben, but one of my 2 wins last year was against him, and it felt good. Highlight of an otherwise brutal year for me.

My point is that streaks don't last in Fantasy. Yes, even the Mighty Hammer of Thor might even lose a game this year (probably not though farao ), but the times they are a changin! Royalty is back where he belongs, with a winning record and in the hunt! king

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:36 am

Week 7...Ben

Not feelin so good after a loss in week 6,
so whoever I play next I gotta beat this.
& be excellent as I play Excellene,
all the good times Ben, you better reminence

Cuz my good team will be bad for you
I'm gonna beat you up and down like I used to
Like when we used to wrestle, like pros do
I'm gonna win like Royalty's supposed to!

But I love you Ben, and you know this man,
& that's ben ever since Fortville Christian.
So all weekend Ben's tryin but missin,
Saturday & Sunday he fails at winnin.

Beard growin out like I'm Father Christmas,
people losin now & are like "I miss wins!"
I speak truth hope all yous listens,
School TJack next...Class dismissed.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:43 am

BAM!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:58 pm

oh shiiiit!!! better look out ben and tj you's gonna get rocked out w your cocks out!! : hump
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:59 am

Week 8 - Cherish aka Afternoon Delights.


Thought you was imune to my poisonus spit,
that I'm spittin at everyone and team in this bitch.

But you're not...even though you're hot,
& the place next to you in bed, is my spot.

But you're comin up in this league I'll give it to ya
even though I help you and give good decisions to ya.

But that's how a good team should be,
& right now our good team is a good 3.

& I was just playin, about choices made,
cuz you shine like our sun & I be in the shade.

So in week 8, I hope it's a truce
but the truth is that either way I'm still lovin yoU!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:15 pm

lol nice! I keep waiting for Rain to bust a Rhyme.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:11 am

TJack

PS-I had to cover the camera at times so it would be a small enough file to send to my email...Ghetto? Yes, but the lyrics are what matter!





I got TJack this week and I'm supposed to be scared?
After a 69 point effort..Psh, how Dare,
you step to the King, with Rain as my heir.
After week 8 Jackoff's cryin "It's not fair!"

Jordan, Heck if I were you I'd be like "Ugh!
I hate my team, and my team is soft,
Even though I got Texans and both Moss,
Let me find a roof so that I can jump off!"

But at least you can fall back on Tampa Bay,
After all aren't the Buccaneers the greatest in the game?
Oh wait...sorry, they haven't won a game.
So just like them TJack, you're lame.

Saturday at flag football there's at least 2,
how many games we play is how many you lose.
Then Sunday, no better Tampa lets down you
then after that against Royalty, you lose.

But I'll keep going this is too much fun,
You can look past anyone, but 1,
or 2, or 3, or 4.
Afternoon Delights, Royalty, and Thor.

Cuz everyday take blook over water down shit
and that blood runs all the way to the CriQ.
So watch out for Brandon Brake and Todd Why,
Keep fightin jordan, please don't cry!

So in this week at least try to break 100,
and tell Steve Slaton that he better not fumble,
and tell Tampa Bay at least try to get a win,
cuz the win escapes you when you step to the KING.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:47 am

That was awesome bro!

TJacks put yours up too, we wanna see it.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:08 am



Royalty
It's you and me
In week nine of the dynasty
You think your good yeah you think ur grand
But im about stomp on you like a marching band
Yeah, this is the game of the year
To everybody watchin I hope this brings fear
Uh, this is just the beginnin
Once i start goin I can neva stop spinnin
I took this beat from Dr. Dre
And now I'm taking my win from royaltAY
NO, but I won't stop there
Just like before man this is my year
Yeah, im about to win this thing
The only championship without a ring
But I still possess the trophy
And Ryan you can just do like Kobe


tell me how my ass taste
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:07 am

That is the corniest thing I have ever heard, but good job though!

I like to see replies to let me know that people are alive out there!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:14 am





I score it 4 1/2 lol's. I likee!

Would have given it 6 but you didn't show your mug just some slide show of your players.


Props for throwing it on here.


Others need to grow some sack and throw down.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:46 am

aww liking the references u have their tj. kobe thing is cracking me up. that sheeeuutt was so unexpected and good use of ur players for video. lol! bounce lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:04 am

Quote :
And Ryan you can just do like Kobe

I don't get it?

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:14 am

Here is the short version (first 16 bars) or jordan's rap. I thought I was going to have to put it in 2 seperate halves because of the size of the files.


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:53 am

That's crazy

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:04 pm

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TJack

PS-I had to cover the camera at times so it would be a small enough file to send to my email...Ghetto? Yes, but the lyrics are what matter!





I got TJack this week and I'm supposed to be scared?
After a 69 point effort..Psh, how Dare,
you step to the King, with Rain as my heir.
After week 8 Jackoff's cryin "It's not fair!"

Jordan, Heck if I were you I'd be like "Ugh!
I hate my team, and my team is soft,
Even though I got Texans and both Moss,
Let me find a roof so that I can jump off!"

But at least you can fall back on Tampa Bay,
After all aren't the Buccaneers the greatest in the game?
Oh wait...sorry, they haven't won a game.
So just like them TJack, you're lame.

Saturday at flag football there's at least 2,
how many games we play is how many you lose.
Then Sunday, no better Tampa lets down you
then after that against Royalty, you lose.

But I'll keep going this is too much fun,
You can look past anyone, but 1,
or 2, or 3, or 4.
Afternoon Delights, Royalty, and Thor.

Cuz everyday take blook over water down shit
and that blood runs all the way to the CriQ.
So watch out for Brandon Brake and Todd Why,
Keep fightin jordan, please don't cry!

So in this week at least try to break 100,
and tell Steve Slaton that he better not fumble,
and tell Tampa Bay at least try to get a win,
cuz the win escapes you when you step to the KING.
Hey TJ, at least Tampa won right? Steve Slaton didn't fumble (even though you didn't play him), and you broke 100!

Step off the ledge man, you'll be okay, for real.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:16 am

Brandon aka 1stBroThenHo aka my best friend!



It's my best friend I'm bout to beat up Sunday
He's known for a while its gonna come up some day.
The 2nd best team in the league, some say
and the best when I play with a lead on Monday.

Fun? I'll say it's over...None? Brandon's scorin
I'll jump ahead so fast and quick...that it's boring
Drive you Zainey with my rhymes like my name is Lauren
When Brandon's feelin better? Maybe Thursday morning

& I'm thirsty pourin, scorin every turn,
How far do I gotta go to prove my worth
I'll drive Miles to Austin, Brandon, Mark my words
You my brother man but now it's little brother's turn.

So after you lose,. think of all the great times
music & movie quotes, when we debate lines,
LSKC, FCC, when we would make rhymes,
My the best person win, so I'm bout to take mine!

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