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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:16 am

Lovely Raps Ryan!!!! Always entertaining, and not one like the other. You shine glory on the Criq and the Goats with your words of rhyme, wit and pride. I can't wait to kick your ass again week 13.
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:59 am

Week 6- Sage aka Big Red Machine

Not that he will see it or anything...




Man I got Sage this week what the hell I'm gonng do with him
0 and 5 I don't even think he's got it in him
or even a little...cuz his team is brittle
Gonna eat his team alive like I'm popping skittles

Before the tricks or treats that's in 2 weeks
3 in a row can't stop winning cuz I'm in too deep
I LoL at his team in the GD5
cuz I'm a great white and he's chum and it's feeding time

But he's still my chum, and a good QB
it's just that I wish he was as active as the rest of the league
Cuz I'm not even talking to him when I rap these words..
Vincent Jackson and him winning, man that's 2 obsurds

So come observe, a kill by Big Ben or Vick
so get a Clue it won't be Mr. Green with Candlestick
sp RIP to Big Red Machine
cuz the 6 in 0 and 6 will soon be 13

so 0-13, an unperfect season
and if anyone votes against me then I'm blurting treason
with me it's one for all, all for one
so Sage has to dial 91 before the other 1

Cuz it's emergency, so show some urgency
when you pick your starters and you try to hurt this team
so trades or no trades I'll soon be running this league
with all 3 ways I've built a champion's team

so thanks for listening I do appreciate your time
but that won't stop me from taking what's already mine!


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:25 am

if it sucks you know that i would cry wolf
your rhymes are gritty, interwoven just like steel wool
awe red too bad he won't see this classic croon
if y0ur lucky might check back in -next June
last I heard the boys on planet neptune
sending S.O.S hoping to get rescued
from this nightmare it aint gonna end this weekend
sage is tumblin towards a king-sized -ass beaten


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:21 am

Just for the record Ryan, I believe in all of your lines of rap in all of the years that I have known you, you have been just about every single animal in the Kingdom. Now you're a great white metaforical shark? It's just confusing. You have been biblical characters, robbers, kings, birds, lions and tigers and now a shark? I hate to spoil the fun for all those kids out there who think you are serious, Ryan is not an animal of any type. Sage, don't be frightened of Ryan being a shark. You should be frightened of the Ben Roethlisberger, Steve Smith, MoJo, Calvin Johnson, Marshawn Lynch shaped fruitcake of a dump he is gonna take all over your team. The point is it's hopeless. Sorry.

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p.s. I didn't get a chance to hear the rap, I am at school and headphoneless, but I can imagine it. Nice Rhymes Ryan.
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:35 am

big ben can suck my dick
cause he's a mother fuckin prick.................thats it
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:37 am

and he should definitely be in jail
for unauthorized hittin of some tail
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:49 am

Week 7- Thunderstruck aka Brandon



4 wins in a row and I'm starting to feel good
or at least I'm feeling like I thought I would
lost to Brake, but not Brandon
so a win over him is where I'm standing

in week 7, I win again
so that Thunder lose streak...begin again
both without our number 1 catchers
so I give to the others, and they step up

Ever heard of rapping on a rock beat
no one else can do it cuz they're not me
cuz I switch it up and I rap real fast
just murdered Sage so he can stay last

so Brandon do you you remember him?
cuz that's where you go when you get no win
hold up....let me catch it
my breath...while you ketchup

like Heinz field, home of the Steelers
pplay fantasy but try to be a realist
cuz against me...you lose
and if you doubt it'll be you to

Cuz who knew who would be on top
on Yahoo or NFL.com
fantasy or real, it makes us jealous
but enough of me I'll let Angus tell us


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:31 am

dude, that was awesome haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:40 am

cheers Touchdown! cheers

Love the AC/DC spin! one of my all time favorite songs!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:00 am

no he did not just do that.!!!!! hahahahhhah had me rollin, btw prepare to make a rap for when you lose Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:46 pm

Keep dreaming Brandon...

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:25 pm

Week 8- TJack36 aka Jordan

I have no idea why it went black half way through...I guess my night vision goggles ran out of battery



How's it going everybody have you seen my team lately?
My opinion is that it's coming along greatly
Yeah I'm cocky but honestly can you blame me?
I win in my head before you even start to play me

You see it as a curse I see a nice new gift
where the glass is half full I look at it positive
don't think I'm gonna lose, just that I'm gonna win
as reigning champ I gotta go for all of it

I got TJack this week and I'm supposed to be scared?
After a 116 point effort, psh how dare
You recognize that? And how is this rap fair?
cuz mine will surely be the better 1 of the pair

Cuz he'll come with 1 to, even though he's bound to
lose, get bruised, get abused, and get left to
die in this league, like it's long overdue
because 2 years in the playoffs is enough for you

You gave a good run man so chin up
Just barely half through so no reason to give up
so after this week you can win all you want
but this week I hope that all your players suck

AJ & F get shut down by the Colts
and Tennessee gets some turnovers from the Bolts
the 2 Patriots you have lay some eggs at home
and Megatron catches 3 touchdowns in the dome

so luck #6, I'm where I wanna be
with 6 others being W W W W wannabes
so whatchu wanna be for this Halloween?
You be Jubilee then I'll be Wolverine

But I'll make the fireworks from now on
make you feel lonely like your pal's gone
A murder on Halloween with no mask on
cuz after all I'm the King and you all pawns

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:41 am

haha, nice job Ryan. Yeah, that's one of my faves from Kanye also.
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